tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166 Cheating Porn Captions Cheating Porn Captions 2019-02-26T13:51:43Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166:2223 2019-02-26T13:51:29Z 2019-02-26T13:51:43Z public 0 &nbsp;<img src="https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2016/02/29/620/15110999.gif" width="500" height="281" align="absMiddle" alt="" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: larger;"><em><strong>*doorbell rings*<br />XY: Mom? I'm still in the bathroom! These should be my friend! Can you answer the door, please?<br />XX: Oh, of course, Darling! Don't worry, take your time in the bathroom!<br />XY: Thank you! Mom...do you still have your bikini on?<br /><br />XY:...Mom?!</strong></em></span><br type="_moz" /><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=cheatingporncaptions&ditemid=2223" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166:1858 2019-02-26T13:41:57Z 2019-02-26T13:42:14Z public 0 &nbsp;<img src="https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/02/09/620/20662644.gif" width="500" height="245" align="absMiddle" alt="" /><br /><span style="font-size: larger;"><em><strong><br />What's funny, when a hitchhiker your Mother decided to pick up started telling her about a &quot;Dungeon&quot; he's owning, she really thought he's inviting her to an escape room.<br />She's hasn't been home for 3 days now...</strong></em></span><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=cheatingporncaptions&ditemid=1858" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166:1723 2019-02-26T13:38:11Z 2019-02-26T13:42:26Z public 0 &nbsp;<img src="https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/17/620/20542055.gif" width="500" height="250" align="absMiddle" alt="" /><br /><em><strong><span style="font-size: larger;"><br />It seems your wife's new personal trainer has...innovative methods of training.</span></strong></em><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=cheatingporncaptions&ditemid=1723" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166:1481 2019-02-26T13:34:26Z 2019-02-26T13:42:34Z public 0 <img src="https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/02/10/620/20670349.gif" width="500" height="281" align="absMiddle" alt="" /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: larger;"><em><strong>Just tell yourself that your daughter is &quot;fighting racism&quot; if it will make you feel any better...</strong></em></span><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=cheatingporncaptions&ditemid=1481" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166:1217 2019-02-26T13:29:30Z 2019-02-26T13:42:44Z public 0 <br /><img src="https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/31/620/20620441.gif" width="500" height="403" align="absMiddle" alt="" /><br /><br /><em><strong><span style="font-size: larger;">Sorry, pal. It seems your wife is just too much for you - she didn't even touch you...</span></strong></em><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=cheatingporncaptions&ditemid=1217" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166:851 2019-02-26T13:22:21Z 2019-02-26T13:30:07Z public 0 <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><img src="https://media.tenor.com/images/20c50912c5c3b0859d12da0aae6aae35/tenor.gif" width="500" height="630" align="absMiddle" alt="" /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: larger;"><em><strong>It seems your Mother started working out at the gym.<br />Do you think she'll struggle finding herself a personal trainer? No?<br />Yeah, me too...</strong></em></span><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=cheatingporncaptions&ditemid=851" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-02-26:3496166:655 2019-02-26T13:03:57Z 2019-02-26T13:30:21Z public 0 <img src="http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/download/file.php?id=9114939&amp;sid=5a592c44691c5fb45503aaf005fad458" width="500" height="500" align="absMiddle" alt="" /><br /><br /><em><strong><span style="font-size: larger;">It seems your wife's convinced the patrol guard to get her the Green Card.<br />That's a pity you have to stay in Mexico...at least you'll take care of children.</span></strong></em><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=cheatingporncaptions&ditemid=655" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments